The Mask “Makes You Prettier”

Today we present Bob Barr’s Laws of the Universe #119

NO MATTER HOW STUPID THE WORLD IS- IT CAN ALWAYS GET MORE STUPID.

Today’s striking stupidity comes after a two-year-long stent of only seeing half-faced individuals and falling madly in love with strangers only by the gaze of their eyes while being generously protected from the halitosis and dental scares hiding behind two-ply fabric on one’s face.

Yep, we’re talking masks. Join Bob today as he kicks off SEASON TWO of Bob Barr’s Laws of the Universe!

Join Bob Barr in his series, Bob Barr’s Laws of the Universe, where he explores statements of fact through observation during his tenure in Washington DC.